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| User: | lazaruslong (2818968)
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| Name: | Lazarus Long |
| Bio: | A human being should be able to:
- change a diaper (Hope I never have to),
- plan an invasion (Can do! Never have),
- butcher a hog (Would love to learn),
- conn a ship (I probably could),
- design a building (designed, not build; yet),
- write a sonnet (Can do! Have done!),
- balance accounts (Can do! Have done! Overrated),
- build a wall (Can Do! Have done! It's around my heart; oh I can build a real wall too),
- set a bone (Never done, could probably do if necessary),
- comfort the dying (Never done, pillow over the head?),
- take orders (Not easily, but I can do it),
- give orders (Can do it),
- cooperate (Does not play well with others comes to mind),
- act alone (I'm innocent! You can't prove I did it! Works better when you act alone O_-),
- solve equations (Linear, differential? sure! I've done them before),
- analyze a new problem (New problems, I wish I had problems),
- pitch manure (ahh fun! Sure, let's go!),
- program a computer (0xf00f),
- cook a tasty meal (Of course; now if I had smeone to cook it for),
- fight efficiently (Fight to the death...of my opponent),
- die gallantly (But is there any other way? When I die, I'll be smiling for I have lived my life more than enough).
Specialization is for insects
- R.A. Heinlein via Lazarus Long
This is currently meant to be my Creative Writing Journal. For my personal journal go see ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) doobie |
| Interests: | 125: 42, alt.callahans, alternative energy, alternative shelter, arisia, astronomy, astrophotography, backpacking, bagpipes, bondage, books, building castles, callahans place, camping, canning, castle building, castles, cats, celtic music, cheese, chocolate, clann an drumma, claymore, cooking, cooking for two, cuddling, dancing, doctor who, dr who, emergency survival, energy independence, enya, fencing, firearms, first aid, food, food preservation, food storage, foraging, foreign movies, goth, gourmet cooking, grok, guys in kilts, haggis, heinlein, hiking, hunter gatherer, hunting, ipod, kilts, kingdom of loathing, kinky sex, knifes, knives, kol, lazarus long, love, m42, manray, mead, medieval babes, monty python, moon, mountaineering, new hampshire, organic farming, organic food, pierced woman, piercings, post apocalyptic fashion, prepared, pretzels, rational anarchist, reading, recycling, renfaire, risotto, robert heinlein, romance, sca, science, science fiction, science fiction and fantasy, science fiction conventions, scifi, scifi movies, scotland, self defense, self reliance, seventy-two hour kits, sex, sex toys, shiny things, sky, snowboarding, snowshoeing, snuggling, solidarity_against_internet_witch_hunts, space, spider robinson, star travel, stars, storage food, survial, survival, survival skills, survivalism, sushi, swashbuckling, swordplay, swords, tarot, tattooed women, time travel, travel, trees, used bookstores, wanderlust, weaponry, weapons, whisky, wilderness survival, wine, writing |
| Schools: | Thomas Edison Elementary School - Morton Grove, IL (1983 - 1986)
Aptakisic Junior High School - Buffalo Grove, IL (1987 - 1992)
Adlai E. Stevenson High School - Lincolnshire, IL (1992 - 1996)
Purdue University - West Lafayette, IN (1996 - 2000)
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| Friends: | | 22: | allucquere, aquadelphinus, barbarakitten_t, blldandi, dominatrixcat, doobie, erik_j_meyer, gemmintheruff, immortalessence, kgola, sarum, sassenach1970, silken_shadow, sokmunky, spark99, stardragonca, sweetpeatn, vakira, wormtown_mensch, zarhooie, zentinal, zeyr |  | 19: | _astro, arisia, astro_imaging, astro_photo, astronomy, badmasturbation, band_albannach, clann_an_drumma, dumpsterdiving, gothicboston, infosec, leatherjews, lj_nifty, newenglandgoth, paidmembers, puns, skywatchers, sos_usa, waternest |  | 1: | someposifeed |
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| Friend of: | 19: allucquere, aquadelphinus, blldandi, dominatrixcat, erik_j_meyer, gemmintheruff, immortalessence, kgola, sarum, sassenach1970, silken_shadow, sokmunky, spark99, stardragonca, sweetpeatn, vakira, wormtown_mensch, zentinal, zeyr |
| Member of: | 24: _astro, arisia, astro_imaging, astro_photo, astronomy, bad_rennie_sex, bad_sex, badmasturbation, band_albannach, clann_an_drumma, dumpsterdiving, food_storage, gothicboston, infosec, lj_nifty, mathematics, newenglandgoth, paidmembers, peakoil_prep, puns, skywatchers, sos_usa, the_us_war, waternest |
| Account type: | Basic Account |
